This is my review of the DX Kyoryuzin from Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger. I am not, however, typing a written review because fuck that. I already took the time to record the fucking video; why in the world would I type another review up? That would require me to take pictures and shit so you would know what the fuck I was talking about when you'd probably watch the video anyway. And who likes reading in this day and age anyway? I could spend hours typing a fantastically mediocre review of a toy, and it would take you at least a half hour to read 'cause if I'm going to type something for people to read, it's going to be long, detailed and equally as boring for you to read as it was for me to write. Especially becasue I already took the time to record this review twice 'cause I wasn't happy with the first draft during mid-editing phase, so for the less than twenty minute video, I've already put in at least an hour of work into it, why in the world would I want to waste more time. And you might be thinking to yourself while reading this, "Hey, why didn't he use the time he spent writing this post and use it to type a review?" The answer my dear viewers is: FUCK YOU that's why! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that incredibly ironic paragraph and hope you enjoy the review. If you like my stuff please rate, comment, subscribe, and follow me on Twitter @sparx391.
No comments:
Post a Comment