Review: DX Kamitsuki Gattai Kyoryuzin

This is my review of the DX Kyoryuzin from Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger.  I am not, however, typing a written review because fuck that. I already took the time to record the fucking video; why in the world would I type another review up?  That would require me to take pictures and shit so you would know what the fuck I was talking about when you'd probably watch the video anyway.  And who likes reading in this day and age anyway?   I could spend hours typing a fantastically mediocre review of a toy, and it would take you at least a half hour to read 'cause if I'm going to type something for people to read, it's going to be long, detailed and equally as boring for you to read as it was for me to write. Especially becasue I already took the time to record this review twice 'cause I wasn't happy with the first draft during mid-editing phase, so for the less than twenty minute video, I've already put in at least an hour of work into it, why in the world would I want to waste more time.  And you might be thinking to yourself while reading this, "Hey, why didn't he use the time he spent writing this post and use it to type a review?"  The answer my dear viewers is: FUCK YOU that's why!  Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that incredibly ironic paragraph and hope you enjoy the review.  If you like my stuff please rate, comment, subscribe, and follow me on Twitter @sparx391.

I'M BACK!! With some stuff some people might possibly care about.

Not that anyone really cares that much but after not updating this blog in FOREVER,  I actually came on here to delete it, but right before I hit delete I thought "Who really cares if I barely update, I usually just re-post news I saw on other sights anyway, and I can always pick up summaries again and not have to catch up with all the shit I skipped over the year."

So that's essentially what I'm going to be doing from now on, but I think the way I do things is going to change a bit.

• Instead of writing episode reviews/summaries, I'm going to attempt to make Vlogs on my thoughts to save time and be able to better convey emotions.
•  Going to post galleries of funny pictures I think to take with the toys I have displayed in my room.
• Will try to post reviews for new toys as I get them, but I actually do want to catch up on that
• And hopefully last, I make a lot of stuff in order to display my toys efficiently, so as I make those I'm going to post progress pictures to try to inspire people on ways to display toys.

Now on to opinions I did not get to convey through this blog via summaries, but if you follow me on twitter you might already know them.

WARNING!! TERRIBLE LANGUAGE AND SOME NOT TO POPULAR OPINIONS AHEAD

(And the occasional spoiler.)

1. Kamen Rider Fourze was a big steaming pile of shit. This show was fucking terrible, and only got moderately enjoyable in the LAST 3 EPISODES, then pulled a completely unneeded W on the viewers and just made me hate it even more.  In summation, FOURZE FUCKING SUCKS!
2. Go-Busters was amazing.  Right to the end it was fantastic.  It is in fact the best Super Sentai series I have ever seen, and it ended so well that I still miss it. ;_;  The returns special was also fantastic, and by (not sure if intentionally) mocking standard Sentai series it just showed how awesome the characters and story were.   Atsushi!!!!!!!!
3. Kamen Rider Wizard was okay.  If it was my first rider series, then I would have enjoyed it a LOT more, but having seen the same formula for so long, it didn't really feel original enough to draw me in. I will admit that I did enjoy a good bit of the plot points near the end, but I feel they could have been used earlier in the series to actually have a plot mid-season instead of the usual nothing enough is happening for me to give a shit.  Also, we all fucking saw the Wiseman is White Wizard thing from episode 1, who were they trying to surprise.
4. Kyoryuger is awesome.  Having this ridiculously fun sentai after Go-Busters was a nice change of pace , even though Go-Busters was also hilarious.  There are things I don't like about it, but that's mostly because of translator errors(which shall be the topic of a future Vlog, so stay tuned). The Zyudenchi gimmick is really fun and the toys are great(aside from a few broken clips on Gabutyra).
5. And as of episode 3, I'm really digging Kamen Rider Gaim. I feel like this series is to Kamen Rider like Go-Busters was to Sentai. 

Now, I'm pretty sure that's all I have to say I really wasn't expecting this post to be this long, but I've been typing for a solid half hour and it's now 4:45 AM. But that is the current state of affairs as this site goes, so I shall leave you with this.

INTO BATTLE, WE RIDE!!!!